June 2012
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A Public Service Announcement from Synthmod...
synthetic-wanderer:
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MODNOTE: Yet again, I’ve just about had my fill of this community. Sometimes it takes a while for news of things to get to me, but eventually it seems like I wind up hearing about all the low-down, underhanded bullshit that happens around here at some point or another. It’s not like this shit is even new. Even when I was running this blog as Ask Caligula, this...
synthetic-wanderer:
I’d like to discuss a few of your presidential decisions with you, Mr. Truman. >:c
Haha, relax ma’am! It’s just a joke.
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askrichardgreyorhumanrichard replied to your photoset: Honestly, it’s not that hard to check.
Certainly isn’t any vaultie around California or the Dweller. Otherwise we would react differently
… ah. Well, yeah that doesn’t seem too friendly.
ask-a-mal:
asklonewanderer:
Honestly, it’s not that hard to check.
Wait, you mean to tell me that after all this time you’re not Harry Truman?
You got me, Mal. I am secretly Harry Truman.
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Reblog if you want an extremely sexual message in...
synthetic-wanderer:
only-attractive-at-midnight:
I wonder if folks can come up with anything more creative than FISTO jokes for this? Let’s find out.
May 2012
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April 2012
25 posts
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New visitor [Eve + Sergio RP]
sergiothebastard:
“And I would like to hear yours as well, but I think that kind of talk is best left for the closing evening hours near a camp fire; I imagine both our tales are long enough for it.” He fumbled inside his duster for his pip boy as he spoke. “As for hearing your story from someone else, can’t say I have; the raiders and mutants didn’t seem too keen on story time, and I haven’t...
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New visitor [Eve + Sergio RP]
sergiothebastard:
The man thought for a bit, trying to remember what else he had encountered thus far. “I think I know the Talon mercs, those guys in the jet black combat armor; Ran into a group of them as they slaughtered a caravan, fucking scum.” He spits in the dirt, as if merely talking about them leaves him with a foul taste in his mouth.
“Oh right, me. Sorry about that, almost forgot what...
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New visitor [Eve + Sergio RP]
sergiothebastard:
“All at the same time huh? Now I’m really glad I took all this crap with me.” He cricked his neck and started to follow the girl, while holding his brush gun over his shoulder. “So other than Enclave, what are some of the other things we need to watch out for? I know there are a few super mutants and raiders about, they were the first to welcome me here.”
He stopped for a...
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New visitor [Eve + Sergio RP]
sergiothebastard:
Sergio was a bit surprised after a warning about her rather bitter foes. “Enclave huh?..” The man had known quite a few former Enclave soldiers back in the Mojave and was a bit curious about how strong they were here, but if he mentioned that he associated with a few of them she’d probably pull a gun on him and he would be right back where he started. “I can handle heavily...
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New visitor [Eve + Sergio RP]
sergiothebastard:
The man grunted a bit in acknowledgment. “Ah, well I guess that would explain their less than pleasant dispositions. I know that the loyal Brotherhood types can be rather cold but I never thought one would stoop so low as to mug anyone that they don’t like.” He chuckled a bit. “Maybe it would have been better for both of us if we didn’t let him get away.”
“Clearing out...
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New visitor [Eve + Sergio RP]
sergiothebastard:
After hearing what she had to say, the man couldn’t really stay angry at her. After all, if the situations where reversed he would been far less forgiving with anyone who would blow his cover while stalking a bounty or causing trouble in a town he liked.
“I…Look. Sorry for being such an ass about that. I came here to try to make a living by solving a few problems, not stir up...
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New visitor [Eve + Sergio RP]
sergiothebastard:
Sergio rolled his eyes at the young woman’s response. “Well I certainly hope you see my side of this when I say that between a group of heavily armed and armored soldiers mugging me and a random girl who had just stumbled in, I’d prioritize the former over the latter.” He replied bluntly as he calmly pulled his revolver again and loaded in the shots before putting it away.
...
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New visitor [Eve + Sergio RP]
sergiothebastard:
He clenched his fist a bit at her first comment. “Alright now see here, I wasn’t even planning on causing trouble until those Brotherhood rejects showed up and ordered me to fork over my things at gunpoint. I don’t know if any other outcasts are like them or not, but I can guarantee you that those 4 deserved what they got if they were willing to take everything they want from...
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New visitor [Eve + Sergio RP]
sergiothebastard:
With the way Sergio was positioned, his body fell face first on the ground upon being released without a hint of grace. Once he pulled his face from the dirt, he noticed the flickering of the girl’s energy weapon; the only thing that could make his situation more humiliating was if she walked behind him and kicked him in the ass. He forced himself up with what dignity he had...
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New visitor [Eve + Sergio RP]
sergiothebastard:
Sergio wasn’t even aware of the girls presence, which made it almost effortless for her to surprise and restrain him. He didn’t get a good look at his captor but one thing was for sure, she was very strong; he tried to get loose but to no avail, his own impressive strength was hindered by the awkward position that he was forced into as she dragged him away from the outcast...
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New visitor [Eve + Sergio RP]
sergiothebastard:
The only outcasts that heeded and even noticed the Lone Wanderer’s attempt of a peaceful resolution were those that stood upon the bridge, they begrudgingly complied and shouldered their weapons. Sergio and the leader of the outcast squad however, continued to stare each other down ready to pounce at each others throats. The bounty hunter had already devised a way to take out...
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New visitor [Eve + Sergio RP]
sergiothebastard:
If there’s one that that hasn’t changed in post-apocalyptic America, it would be how different each region was to one another. A good example would be how different the far reaches of the East compared to the mid west. Though Capitol Wasteland’s latest visitor was one of the hardest men and most efficient bounty hunters in the Mojave, all his deeds hold no ground this far east...
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sergiothebastard:
Yeah, I managed to come back to life after a bullet took the lights out upstairs. I’m about to waste the chance of a life time just to be stepped on by something that looks like it came from a damn Godzilla movie.
I’m not afraid to defend myself in a shoot out, but the last thing I need is the blood of someone proven to be good on my hands and get a price on my own head. There...
sergiothebastard:
Yup, in fact a few bounties that I claimed were Enclave deserters from the east with their armor soiled about a 50 foot robot stomping around. If that’s more than a rumor, you won’t have to worry about me causing trouble in the Capital Wasteland.
Speaking of, maybe you can do me a favor and tell the Regulators about myself. Their first impressions were similar to your and...
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waywardvaultie:
asklonewanderer started following you
OH hey!
Hello there!
sergiothebastard:
earthlyangel:
sergiothebastard:
In my defense, I never killed anyone that didn’t shoot me first; besides, people tend to spread nasty rumors about bounty hunters.
I can understand that, but how am I supposed to know if these rumors are true or not? You could just be covering your ass.
You can ask the people of Goodsprings, Novac, Primm, and Freeside about all the stuff...
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cowardlylonewanderer:
Arthur Odiar.
Oh my life is absolutely dependent on making sure the wasteland stays fab even through the apocalypse and what. Being honest it is a very good way to cope with my life by making it a hobby of mine. Started when I was back in my vault- where it seems you might have come from one yourself- as a way to deal with bullying and what. Now I just have to use my...
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steel-fist-courier-deactivated2 asked: *hugs you , you can feel your spine hurt*
sergiothebastard:
In my defense, I never killed anyone that didn’t shoot me first; besides, people tend to spread nasty rumors about bounty hunters.
I can understand that, but how am I supposed to know if these rumors are true or not? You could just be covering your ass.
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steel-fist-courier-deactivated2 asked: You good. Not bad guy? You smash bad guys like me?
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ask-rorschach-fallout-deactivat asked: ...Hello Eve..
remnantofapast-deactivated20120 asked: So... You're that kid from Vault 101, that "Lone Wanderer". The one who destroyed Raven Rock...
March 2012
16 posts
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askagentfrankhorrigan:
earthlyangel:
askavaultieposer replied to your photo
Might have been trying to state some Enclave were good and innocent or something weird like that. I still doubt it, even after those west ones said they ‘changed’
Yeah, might have been something like that.
But if they’re condoning the vile acts that the Enclave performs, that’s not really being innocent.
So the...
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askavaultieposer replied to your photo
Might have been trying to state some Enclave were good and innocent or something weird like that. I still doubt it, even after those west ones said they ‘changed’
Yeah, might have been something like that.
But if they’re condoning the vile acts that the Enclave performs, that’s not really being innocent.
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askagentfrankhorrigan asked: I'll make you a deal. Return my coat rack and I'll give you back the byg spray I borrowed.
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askagentfrankhorrigan asked: He wanted a job, I said that any human with intelligence as low as his would be suited only for a coat rack, and he volunteered himself for the job. That's why he's my coat rack, now I'd like him back please.
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askagentfrankhorrigan asked: I'd like my coat rack back please.
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steel-fist-courier-deactivated2 asked: You say you self , you are killer , killer equals bad guy.
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steel-fist-courier-deactivated2 asked: Hi there , Me smash bad guys , you are bad guy , me smash you.
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synthetic-wanderer-deactivated2 asked: Hello there! I see you've met my nephew, Nero. Just thought I'd drop by and introduce myself as well. My name is Caligula, and it's a pleasure to meet you, my dear.
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Ooh, goodie.
ask-caligula:
askapolarbear:
xenathemagician:
streetratal:
1. RPer’s real name? 2. Why did I choose my character, and how do I choose to play him/her? 3. If my character was born in a different era, what would I change about him/her? 4. Rper x Character; how would our relationship go? 5. Give one headcanon l have about my character(s). 6. Favourite thing about character. 7. What do...
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So the Boys Will Know (Eve + Mal + Charon +...
thatoneblackchosenandthatwhore:
contractsaremyantidrug:
Dr. Barrows had been perfectly clear: there was a great chance she wouldn’t make it. The extent of her wounds had left her more than just a little broken and bruised. Even while carrying her to Underworld her body had felt little more than a doll, light and limbs barely holding on together. He’d taken her to the only doctor he knew would...
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February 2012
34 posts
askagentfrankhorrigan:
asklonewanderer said: Can you even count to five?
I’m sorry, I can’t hear what you’re saying over the sounds of your shattered bones from the last time you threw an insult like that to me.
I’ll take that as a resounding and not-very-surprising...
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So the Boys Will Know (Semi-Open RP, Eve + Mal +...
Even through the escape they made, the girl never stirred. Whatever energy she had during the fight with Horrigan was now nonexistent. Almost every rib was broken; her head was swollen—more than likely hemorrhaged. Whoever was to operate on her would have to be damn lucky in order to save her.
Whatever happened, she wasn’t aware of it. Eve woke up in in what appeared to be a hospital room—The Chop...
